This is a really old collection (think floppy disks). Still, most are hilarious and I continue to use a select few. Your solution to drab, boring emails!!!

My current favorites

• Death to all fanatics!
• I don’t care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
• Jesus is coming, look busy
• Jesus Saves — passes to Moses, shoots, SCORES!
• It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
• An egotist is a person with no taste; more interested in himself than in me.
• I think, therefore I am. I think.
• The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
• “Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!”
• Feel lucky???? Update your software!
• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
• If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

More taglines.